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I'm a deep space explorer
My phaser's set to stun
An officer in Starfleet
They call me Number One
But you can call me Will
I'm the red shirt that never gets killed

I am Commander Riker.
And I'd rather be loved than feared
I am Commander Riker.
I have the show's most manly beard
I may not sit in the captain's chair
But I'm right where I want to be
I am Commander Riker

I am a man's man
I'm tall and strong and hard
I lead the away teams
And I never cross Picard
But that's my clever ploy
The Beta male gets the Betazoid

I am Commander Riker.
And I'd rather be loved than feared
I am Commander Riker.
I have the show's most manly beard
I may not sit in the captain's chair
But I'm right where I want to be

I've got no high tech visor
Or Klingon muscles
Or a Positronic brain
But when you're 6 foot 4
With a boyish smile
It makes the ladies go insane

I am Commander Riker.
And I'd rather be loved than feared
I am Commander Riker.
I have the show's most manly beard
I may not sit in the captain's chair
But I'm right where I want to be
I am Commander Riker

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from Tales From The Not Too Distant Future, released September 16, 2017

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From the software development trenches of Colorado's Front Range comes Zero Day Exploits.

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