When you walked in I knew at once
You were from another world
I could tell that you were not
A high-tech kind of girl
Pretty little thing walked up to me and said
"Can you fix my Dell?"
God I wish your heart was SQL

Well you had a nice new laptop
And it was running Facebook real fast
Ran it even faster after I
killed those spyware apps
Man that thing would cruise if you'd just
Run it on a Linux shell.
God I wish your heart was SQL

Sha la la
Na na na
De doo doo doo
De da da da
Might as well be gibberish
for all that I can tell
God I wish your heart was SQL

We're installed on different platforms
I'm Unix and you're a Mac.
And I've been sending all these packets out
But not getting any back.
I thought debugging C was bad
But this is total hell
God I wish your heart was SQL

Sha la la
Na na na
De doo doo doo
De da da da
Might as well be gibberish
for all that I can tell
God I wish your heart was SQL

I wanted to write up a codec
Gonna interface me with you
But the odds of my success are somewhat questionable
I wanted to tell you just how I feel
But I ain't so good with words
So this part goes in hexadecimal.

It goes like 69 6c 75 76 75
69 6c 75 76 75
69 6c 75 76 75
69 6c 75 76 75

So I wish we had a future
Or even just a right now
Maybe we could work things out
But I just can't see how
The only thing you know about FTP
Is how it's spelled
God I wish your heart was SQL

Sha la la
Na na na
De doo doo doo
De da da da
Might as well be gibberish
for all that I can tell
God I wish your heart was SQL