Your bags are all packed by the doorway
They're leaving along side of you
You made up your mind now
To leave me behind now
There's nothing I can say or do

You've met some one stronger and better
Some one who makes you feel free
I don't care where he's from
Or that he's seven foot one
He's a Wookiee, he can't love you like me.

I guess that he fought in the Clone Wars
He was some kind of General too.
I don't care one iota
That he's rich and knows Yoda
But I guess all that matters to you

So go ahead and climb in that speeder
Go ahead. Live in a tree.
You'll regret it I bet
Once you smell him, when he's wet
He's a Wookiee, he can't love you like me.

I'm not saying that he's a bad person
He's not a person; he's a Wookiee....
He probably works harder
And I'm sure he's much smarter
But he's a Wookiee. He can't love you like me.

Sooner or later you'll be sorry.
Sooner or later you'll see.
One day he's all charms
Then he rips off your arms
But don't you come crying to me.

I did my best to warn you
You spurned by love and my please
You swore he was harmless
But now look who's armless
With a bad case of mange and some fleas.

I'm not saying that he's a bad person
He's not a person; he's a Wookiee....
He probably works harder
And I'm sure he's much smarter
But he's a Wookiee. He can't love you like me.
He's a Wookiee. He can't love you like me.